Merry Christmas,
Have some tea.
Maybe then you'll be happy.
Merry Christmas,
Have a candle.
Pretend your life's enough to handle.
Merry Christmas,
Have some make-up.
Play pretend you two won't break up.
Merry Christmas,
Let's paint your room.
Make it fit to be your tomb.
Merry Christmas
To you, too.
All I want is to be with you.