Are you clean?
I mean,
do you shave?
Please say
you don't consider
me too brave,
but is your ***** hair
trimmed
into the ace of spades?
Are you hygenic?
or
would I need to see
a clinic
in the morning?
Are you boring?
Do you have a habit
of snoring?
Are you allergic to chlorine?
If not,
let's take a skinny dip
Oh, and do you like
it
with chains and whips?
Are you a biter or
a leg-clencher?
Do you moan or do you whimper?
Have you been
with more losers or winners?
Which are you more afraid of
heights or snakes?
Which do you ride more on
bikes or lakes?
Which do you soar more on
blunts or planes?
Also, is anyone in your family criminally insane?
Please
tell me now if
you want me
to stop this
or
instead let me ask you
is it nice
when you're *******
Tell me now and tell me this:
what makes you frustrated
and
what gets you ******
Tell me also
what you hope for
and all that you hold dear
so that both of us can spare
each other
a tumultuous year.
Oct 16, 2011
Oct 16, 2011 at 7:03 AM UTC
Are you clean?
I mean,
do you shave?
Please say
you don't consider
me too brave,
but is your ***** hair
trimmed
into the ace of spades?
Are you hygenic?
or
would I need to see
a clinic
in the morning?
Are you boring?
Do you have a habit
of snoring?
Are you allergic to chlorine?
If not,
let's take a skinny dip
Oh, and do you like
it
with chains and whips?
Are you a biter or
a leg-clencher?
Do you moan or do you whimper?
Have you been
with more losers or winners?
Which are you more afraid of
heights or snakes?
Which do you ride more on
bikes or lakes?
Which do you soar more on
blunts or planes?
Also, is anyone in your family criminally insane?
Please
tell me now if
you want me
to stop this
or
instead let me ask you
is it nice
when you're *******
Tell me now and tell me this:
what makes you frustrated
and
what gets you ******
Tell me also
what you hope for
and all that you hold dear
so that both of us can spare
each other
a tumultuous year.
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