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Two strapping squadies sat on a tank Both just been for a sly ham shank One called Peter one called Paul Both rather partial to the others smalls Along came the Sgt he didn't want to play Went and told the CO he thought they were gay Along came the MPs in their red hats Dragged them to the guard house quick as a flash Now a court martial and public ridicule The Sgt said the showers where not safe at all A dishonerable discharge for being a *** Being a soldier was all that they had Twenty years latter we now go to war You love a man or woman even three or four The Army doesnt care if you play the rear flank So long as you can shoot to **** Or drive a Tommy tank Well that was then and this is now Many came back from another gulf war Hounded like prey by the lawyers of today For doing exactly what the CO says So sign up Peter sign up Paul Do what you like with you best friends smalls But for heaven's sake be you John or Jane DON'T SHOOT ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENTS NAME!!
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Feb 23, 2013
Feb 23, 2013 at 10:38 AM UTC
That was then This is now
Two strapping squadies sat on a tank Both just been for a sly ham shank One called Peter one called Paul Both rather partial to the others smalls Along came the Sgt he didn't want to play Went and told the CO he thought they were gay Along came the MPs in their red hats Dragged them to the guard house quick as a flash Now a court martial and public ridicule The Sgt said the showers where not safe at all A dishonerable discharge for being a *** Being a soldier was all that they had Twenty years latter we now go to war You love a man or woman even three or four The Army doesnt care if you play the rear flank So long as you can shoot to **** Or drive a Tommy tank Well that was then and this is now Many came back from another gulf war Hounded like prey by the lawyers of today For doing exactly what the CO says So sign up Peter sign up Paul Do what you like with you best friends smalls But for heaven's sake be you John or Jane DON'T SHOOT ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENTS NAME!!
The mad  Military
MichealWolf
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Feb 23, 2013
Feb 23, 2013 at 10:38 AM UTC
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