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The 1950's kids' show host stopped his routine in mid-sentence. Several young boys in the audience were reeling, laughing, pointing... Captain 5 asked one what was so funny. "Luther pooted" was the answer. Another said, "Harvey farted" The Captain, an English major, grinned and said: "Flatulent assonance"
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Sep 19, 2016
Sep 19, 2016 at 9:45 PM UTC
Captain 5 Asked, Kids Answered
The 1950's kids' show host stopped his routine in mid-sentence. Several young boys in the audience were reeling, laughing, pointing... Captain 5 asked one what was so funny. "Luther pooted" was the answer. Another said, "Harvey farted" The Captain, an English major, grinned and said: "Flatulent assonance"
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Maryland
Sep 19, 2016
Sep 19, 2016 at 9:45 PM UTC
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