"Don't go out and do unfamiliar drugs with weird people.
If you're gonna do drugs,
we implore that you come over
and do them with the weird people here,
and explore those occluded aspects of yourself
in a safe, caring, creative, nurturing, and stable environment.
If we won't do them with you,
you shouldn't be doing them either.
We have certain.. quality standards.
Should we try to stop you-
tell you simply to abstain,
we're wise enough to know
you'll just partake anyway,
if you **** well wish.
That's just the natural order of things.
The opening statement of Human Nature 101.
One cannot simply wish that universal pattern away with Laws,
for rules seem only to inspire and reinforce devious creativity.
That, of course, is not at all an intrinsically bad thing.
Should you bring them here, however,
we can help to inform and supervise-
to help ensure a reduced risk of harm,
whether physical and/or psychological,
because that's really what matters.
We care about your well-being.
Besides, sharing is caring.
We respect the fact
it's ultimately up to you
what you do with your vessel-
your body and life.
Your choices are your responsibility.
To have true freedom of choice is to choose to have true freedom.
We owe it to ourselves and to each other to respect our free will.
One's ability and capacity to make up One's own mind
is sacred and inalienable, and it must be treated as such.
That withstanding,
you must respect the fact
that we take it upon ourselves to look out for you,
so your Life-journey may be fruitful and worthwhile
for you and those around you.
Now, if you would, please pass me my cup of tea.
I need my fix of Caffeine, baby!"
Feb 11, 2015
Feb 11, 2015 at 5:41 AM UTC
"Don't go out and do unfamiliar drugs with weird people.
If you're gonna do drugs,
we implore that you come over
and do them with the weird people here,
and explore those occluded aspects of yourself
in a safe, caring, creative, nurturing, and stable environment.
If we won't do them with you,
you shouldn't be doing them either.
We have certain.. quality standards.
Should we try to stop you-
tell you simply to abstain,
we're wise enough to know
you'll just partake anyway,
if you **** well wish.
That's just the natural order of things.
The opening statement of Human Nature 101.
One cannot simply wish that universal pattern away with Laws,
for rules seem only to inspire and reinforce devious creativity.
That, of course, is not at all an intrinsically bad thing.
Should you bring them here, however,
we can help to inform and supervise-
to help ensure a reduced risk of harm,
whether physical and/or psychological,
because that's really what matters.
We care about your well-being.
Besides, sharing is caring.
We respect the fact
it's ultimately up to you
what you do with your vessel-
your body and life.
Your choices are your responsibility.
To have true freedom of choice is to choose to have true freedom.
We owe it to ourselves and to each other to respect our free will.
One's ability and capacity to make up One's own mind
is sacred and inalienable, and it must be treated as such.
That withstanding,
you must respect the fact
that we take it upon ourselves to look out for you,
so your Life-journey may be fruitful and worthwhile
for you and those around you.
Now, if you would, please pass me my cup of tea.
I need my fix of Caffeine, baby!"
What are friends for?
A paraphrased utterance.
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