Tried and true formula for unrequited puppy love with the best of intentions:
Flash 'em the biggest, warmest smile you can, look at their eyes like their face is a puzzle and raise your eyebrows like the first thing they say to you is the biggest surprise you've ever run into. Laugh quietly and make a joke that implies you have nowhere better to be. Avert your gaze and politely dismiss a compliment, but don't disagree with it. Out of nowhere, stop smiling, avoid eye contact and ignore them like you've never seen them before. Never smile at them again.
May 18, 2014
May 18, 2014 at 2:19 AM UTC
Tried and true formula for unrequited puppy love with the best of intentions:
Flash 'em the biggest, warmest smile you can, look at their eyes like their face is a puzzle and raise your eyebrows like the first thing they say to you is the biggest surprise you've ever run into. Laugh quietly and make a joke that implies you have nowhere better to be. Avert your gaze and politely dismiss a compliment, but don't disagree with it. Out of nowhere, stop smiling, avoid eye contact and ignore them like you've never seen them before. Never smile at them again.
