Perhaps you were cold
or maybe broke and hungry
but know it was bold
to pilfer things from me
If it was unattended
I might understand
but it was ******* attended
very ******* close at hand
At least you were decent
and left me my keys
Oh, wait! No you're a ****
I hope your **** gets disease
If I ever find you
I'll rip out all your teeth
I wouldn't **** you, true
but you're a worthless, ******** thief.
Now I'm not quick to anger
and I've got a long fuse
you best accept the danger
with the targets you choose
So know that I'm ******
and I'm ready to attack
You're high on my Shit-list
and I want my ******* coat back
Mar 20, 2010
Mar 20, 2010 at 9:11 AM UTC
Perhaps you were cold
or maybe broke and hungry
but know it was bold
to pilfer things from me
If it was unattended
I might understand
but it was ******* attended
very ******* close at hand
At least you were decent
and left me my keys
Oh, wait! No you're a ****
I hope your **** gets disease
If I ever find you
I'll rip out all your teeth
I wouldn't **** you, true
but you're a worthless, ******** thief.
Now I'm not quick to anger
and I've got a long fuse
you best accept the danger
with the targets you choose
So know that I'm ******
and I'm ready to attack
You're high on my Shit-list
and I want my ******* coat back
Some ******** stole my coat off of the back of my chair,
while I was studying, in the library, with headphones in,
on adderall, at about noon, on a cold ******* day.
Got locked out of my apartment for several days
until my roommate got back from cali. So Ridiculous.
What a limp-dick **** sucker.