I’m trying to have a
Pity Party…
But people just won’t leave me alone…
I’ve got all the necessary accoutrement...
A bottle of Richard’s Wild Irish Rose...
Flannel Pajamas with oddly shaped holes
In all the wrong places...
A proper toothache ensuring my face is
Properly lumpy…
Worked hard on this body now properly bumpy
From too much soul food
That is... Food For The Soul
Such as
Pizza… and
Pudding…and
Tater Chips and Dips… and
Coco Puffs by the large serving bowl...
Donuts
And the holes to go with them...
Lifetime Channel already tuned in...
Blinds pulled down...
Unplugged my phone…
But these people!
They just won’t leave me alone!
Being all supportive and huggy and lovey and clean-y
I don’t see…
Why they don’t see…
That now is just not the time…
They need to get on out’a here
And let me drink my wine… cuz
I’m trying to have
A Pity Party!
But I swear they just won’t leave me alone…
NOW HEAR THIS!
NOW HEAR THIS!
Would
All
Pity
Party
Poopers
Please
Just Go Home!
Jan 29, 2012
Jan 29, 2012 at 7:13 AM UTC
I’m trying to have a
Pity Party…
But people just won’t leave me alone…
I’ve got all the necessary accoutrement...
A bottle of Richard’s Wild Irish Rose...
Flannel Pajamas with oddly shaped holes
In all the wrong places...
A proper toothache ensuring my face is
Properly lumpy…
Worked hard on this body now properly bumpy
From too much soul food
That is... Food For The Soul
Such as
Pizza… and
Pudding…and
Tater Chips and Dips… and
Coco Puffs by the large serving bowl...
Donuts
And the holes to go with them...
Lifetime Channel already tuned in...
Blinds pulled down...
Unplugged my phone…
But these people!
They just won’t leave me alone!
Being all supportive and huggy and lovey and clean-y
I don’t see…
Why they don’t see…
That now is just not the time…
They need to get on out’a here
And let me drink my wine… cuz
I’m trying to have
A Pity Party!
But I swear they just won’t leave me alone…
NOW HEAR THIS!
NOW HEAR THIS!
Would
All
Pity
Party
Poopers
Please
Just Go Home!
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