I need a new pick up line.
"Hi, I've got no confidence in myself
but maybe if the two of us
came together
then I wouldn't need any."
"You must be a Flinstone,
because I can lick your ********
with a breath strip on my tongue."
that's *******
my breath isn't minty
fresh. at all.
I wanted to be a poet,
but I couldn't tell what bad poetry
looked like.
so maybe it's mine.
so maybe I should
stop looking.
it's like:
"I can't do it,
so I won't try."
it's like:
"life's too short,
so let's end it.
baby."
there's your pickup line.
Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013 at 9:18 AM UTC
I need a new pick up line.
"Hi, I've got no confidence in myself
but maybe if the two of us
came together
then I wouldn't need any."
"You must be a Flinstone,
because I can lick your ********
with a breath strip on my tongue."
that's *******
my breath isn't minty
fresh. at all.
I wanted to be a poet,
but I couldn't tell what bad poetry
looked like.
so maybe it's mine.
so maybe I should
stop looking.
it's like:
"I can't do it,
so I won't try."
it's like:
"life's too short,
so let's end it.
baby."
there's your pickup line.
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