my limit on experiencing a woman
is owning a cat...
**** the rest
of the supposed human incredulity
of what's otherwise supposed to be
the everlasting glass slipper scenario...
i really don't have the heart
to experience a woman...
the little ****** bites my arm while
i brush him at 12 a.m., i
smack him over the head, and i bash
his head once more when the 9 k.g.
would-be fox bites back...
for me she's more of
a zoological creature, an engendered panda...
i have a heart to pet cats...
but to have a relationship with women?
n'ah ah -
i prefer the mono-syllable arguments:
brush you pretty... venomous khhh!
pretty boy look good... venomous pyrh!
alright... **** you... and out comes a plum
from the cat's cranium.
Sep 11, 2016
Sep 11, 2016 at 10:31 PM UTC
my limit on experiencing a woman
is owning a cat...
**** the rest
of the supposed human incredulity
of what's otherwise supposed to be
the everlasting glass slipper scenario...
i really don't have the heart
to experience a woman...
the little ****** bites my arm while
i brush him at 12 a.m., i
smack him over the head, and i bash
his head once more when the 9 k.g.
would-be fox bites back...
for me she's more of
a zoological creature, an engendered panda...
i have a heart to pet cats...
but to have a relationship with women?
n'ah ah -
i prefer the mono-syllable arguments:
brush you pretty... venomous khhh!
pretty boy look good... venomous pyrh!
alright... **** you... and out comes a plum
from the cat's cranium.