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Hark! Take heed, for this cake be both mighty and magnificent! 1.75 cups flour 2 cups white sugar 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. baking powder 0.75 cups unsweetened cocoa powder 1 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 cup (as in 8 fl.oz/250mL.) strongly brewed coffee (make more and drink it!) 1 cup buttermilk (or 1 tbs. white vinegar+1 cup milk mixed well, blah blah) 0.5 cups cocoanut oil (or 0.33 cups basicallywhatever oil), a little less if *** 1 tsp. vanilla extract OPTIONAL: 2-3 shots (60-90mL; 0.2-0.33 cups) black spiced *** (Kraken, if at all possible) I also want to experiment with whiskey/burbon.. if you try it, let me know! --Flour, sugar cocoa powder, baking soda+powder, salt mixed in one bowl -- eggs, coffee, *** buttermilk, oil, vanilla in another Slowly mix the dry into the wet until as homogenous as possible. I use an 8"x8" (20cmx20cm) pan @350F (175 C) for about 40 minutes, but I check on it at round 30 minutes because some variance may well apply. If you use olive oil, or avocado oil, or whatever other more fluid oil, I find a slightly hotter oven (375 F/190 C) can be advisable, but pay attention to your specific scenario! The worst that's happened for me is the top gets a bit crusty, but that pleasantly works with the overall moisture of the cake, especially with olive oil and the *** addition. Do the toothpick test to see if it's ready! Frosting is applicable, as well, because this Magical Cake is not horribly sweet for how horribly sweet it sure is. I usually just sprinkle some confectioner's sugar on it to make it look all fancy for my classy friends and band-mates. ENJOY! Bake responsibly, but have some fun. Also, suffer the decimals!
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 8:53 AM UTC
Magical Mocha/Black Magic Cake
Hark! Take heed, for this cake be both mighty and magnificent! 1.75 cups flour 2 cups white sugar 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. baking powder 0.75 cups unsweetened cocoa powder 1 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 cup (as in 8 fl.oz/250mL.) strongly brewed coffee (make more and drink it!) 1 cup buttermilk (or 1 tbs. white vinegar+1 cup milk mixed well, blah blah) 0.5 cups cocoanut oil (or 0.33 cups basicallywhatever oil), a little less if *** 1 tsp. vanilla extract OPTIONAL: 2-3 shots (60-90mL; 0.2-0.33 cups) black spiced *** (Kraken, if at all possible) I also want to experiment with whiskey/burbon.. if you try it, let me know! --Flour, sugar cocoa powder, baking soda+powder, salt mixed in one bowl -- eggs, coffee, *** buttermilk, oil, vanilla in another Slowly mix the dry into the wet until as homogenous as possible. I use an 8"x8" (20cmx20cm) pan @350F (175 C) for about 40 minutes, but I check on it at round 30 minutes because some variance may well apply. If you use olive oil, or avocado oil, or whatever other more fluid oil, I find a slightly hotter oven (375 F/190 C) can be advisable, but pay attention to your specific scenario! The worst that's happened for me is the top gets a bit crusty, but that pleasantly works with the overall moisture of the cake, especially with olive oil and the *** addition. Do the toothpick test to see if it's ready! Frosting is applicable, as well, because this Magical Cake is not horribly sweet for how horribly sweet it sure is. I usually just sprinkle some confectioner's sugar on it to make it look all fancy for my classy friends and band-mates. ENJOY! Bake responsibly, but have some fun. Also, suffer the decimals!
This cake made my night, so I wanted to share what I can. The recipe! Bet you didn't see that **** comin'! Hah! Chemistry! Delicious chemistry! -
Anubis-the-Philosomancer
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 8:53 AM UTC
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