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Don't speak the lingo Or wear the disguise Don't listen to thin girls Comparing their thighs Preparing compromise With slaves in suits And silken ties Don't bow to the pressure To hanker and crave Cos that ninety inch plasma Won't fit in your grave And gosh you need a shave Polish your boots Now smile and wave Don't look in the mirror And pick out the flaws Don't steam your ****** Or botox your jaws Never, on any account, watch Jersey Shores Always expect The hidden clause The lies are entangled Like thickets of briar And the evidence lost Or mislaid, or on fire So justice is for hire To the biggest perv And the richest liar
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Feb 4, 2015
Feb 4, 2015 at 5:16 PM UTC
Angry Rant #2
Don't speak the lingo Or wear the disguise Don't listen to thin girls Comparing their thighs Preparing compromise With slaves in suits And silken ties Don't bow to the pressure To hanker and crave Cos that ninety inch plasma Won't fit in your grave And gosh you need a shave Polish your boots Now smile and wave Don't look in the mirror And pick out the flaws Don't steam your ****** Or botox your jaws Never, on any account, watch Jersey Shores Always expect The hidden clause The lies are entangled Like thickets of briar And the evidence lost Or mislaid, or on fire So justice is for hire To the biggest perv And the richest liar
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Feb 4, 2015
Feb 4, 2015 at 5:16 PM UTC
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