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Sixth Mass Extinction Earth's sixth mass extinction event under way, scientists warn -The Guardian The headmaster has shaved his head egg-smooth Shifted his hair to the point of his chin And his sunshades to the top of his scalp His petrol-station SAS sunshades He often boasts he doesn’t even own a tie And hasn’t read a book since Upper-Sixth Something transgender post-colonial About Guevara (who is on his tee) Not a form master, but a master of forms A way-cool disciple of Ofsted norms Variant for the American Market Sixth Mass Extinction Earth's sixth mass extinction event under way, scientists warn -The Guardian Like, you know, the principal shaves his head Like, absolutely, *** Got him a goatee, like, actually Cheap gas-station Official USA Navy Seals™® shades, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn Not cool, *** actually I had to help him with the big words in Goodnight, Moon Absolutely, like Yosemite Sam™® on his faunky ol’ tee His office has, like, stuffed fish and, like, football pictures, like, and his Dallas Cowboys™® baseball cap, like, actually
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Jul 11, 2017
Jul 11, 2017 at 3:31 PM UTC
Sixth Mass Extinction
Sixth Mass Extinction Earth's sixth mass extinction event under way, scientists warn -The Guardian The headmaster has shaved his head egg-smooth Shifted his hair to the point of his chin And his sunshades to the top of his scalp His petrol-station SAS sunshades He often boasts he doesn’t even own a tie And hasn’t read a book since Upper-Sixth Something transgender post-colonial About Guevara (who is on his tee) Not a form master, but a master of forms A way-cool disciple of Ofsted norms Variant for the American Market Sixth Mass Extinction Earth's sixth mass extinction event under way, scientists warn -The Guardian Like, you know, the principal shaves his head Like, absolutely, *** Got him a goatee, like, actually Cheap gas-station Official USA Navy Seals™® shades, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn Not cool, *** actually I had to help him with the big words in Goodnight, Moon Absolutely, like Yosemite Sam™® on his faunky ol’ tee His office has, like, stuffed fish and, like, football pictures, like, and his Dallas Cowboys™® baseball cap, like, actually
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Jul 11, 2017
Jul 11, 2017 at 3:31 PM UTC
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