Barney I didn't love purple tress
Shimmering metallic loud dress
Giant white clip silky hair bow
Cake top decor I shoulda said no
It was leftover 80’s -1993
The resentment set in quickly
My groom mate
Was difficult to take
For my affections he made a play
At my betrothed mans dismay
A crooked headed doll on display
Why did it have to be this way
Only redeeming thing was snaps
Of me looking right at my sweet
Going forward I said never again
No bridesmaid for family or friend
But Im glad she chose me for that
Big day with her Mister
She is after all
My big sister
Mar 7, 2020
Mar 7, 2020 at 5:52 AM UTC
Barney I didn't love purple tress
Shimmering metallic loud dress
Giant white clip silky hair bow
Cake top decor I shoulda said no
It was leftover 80’s -1993
The resentment set in quickly
My groom mate
Was difficult to take
For my affections he made a play
At my betrothed mans dismay
A crooked headed doll on display
Why did it have to be this way
Only redeeming thing was snaps
Of me looking right at my sweet
Going forward I said never again
No bridesmaid for family or friend
But Im glad she chose me for that
Big day with her Mister
She is after all
My big sister
I begged her to change the purple tone of the dress. But it was her wedding. The things we do for our family.
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