If God made us the way we are, then what's to stop us from being gay?
Did you know that gay used to mean happy
In ancient times
Ancient, as in just a few years ago, when people were more civilized then us now
When they were afraid to speak up in fear of retaliation
It is no wonder that now, those who are out of the closet, are drunk on grandiose
When the uber religious try to shove their beliefs down your windpipe
Until it is so deeply embedded that no amount of surgery could take it out
If God hates us, then why would he have made us so perfect?
Who's to say it's even a he; when he could be a she
If the queen of all species hates us, then why did she create rainbows? Those same rainbows you let your children enjoy, the same rainbow colored toys that you insist are teaching your snot monster to be "gay"
Instead of worrying over how to survive that day, take the time to sit at home and relax
Drink away your stress with coffee or alcohol that burns not only your tongue but your body and runs an electrifying course like a river after a storm until it reaches your toes and back up to create chemical reactions in your brain; savor the bitter taste it leaves in your mouth and compare it to your past
Watch tv that is so lame you cannot help but laugh at the terrible irony and puns
Cry over somebody who does not love you and then go out and find someone who does
The point is, you are gay and they are not
Dec 3, 2013
Dec 3, 2013 at 10:52 AM UTC
If God made us the way we are, then what's to stop us from being gay?
Did you know that gay used to mean happy
In ancient times
Ancient, as in just a few years ago, when people were more civilized then us now
When they were afraid to speak up in fear of retaliation
It is no wonder that now, those who are out of the closet, are drunk on grandiose
When the uber religious try to shove their beliefs down your windpipe
Until it is so deeply embedded that no amount of surgery could take it out
If God hates us, then why would he have made us so perfect?
Who's to say it's even a he; when he could be a she
If the queen of all species hates us, then why did she create rainbows? Those same rainbows you let your children enjoy, the same rainbow colored toys that you insist are teaching your snot monster to be "gay"
Instead of worrying over how to survive that day, take the time to sit at home and relax
Drink away your stress with coffee or alcohol that burns not only your tongue but your body and runs an electrifying course like a river after a storm until it reaches your toes and back up to create chemical reactions in your brain; savor the bitter taste it leaves in your mouth and compare it to your past
Watch tv that is so lame you cannot help but laugh at the terrible irony and puns
Cry over somebody who does not love you and then go out and find someone who does
The point is, you are gay and they are not
