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SSSSHHHHHH!! The essssssenccce Some say the essence Is a cloud of luminescent gas Whose color one cannot pin down Some say the essence Is ensconced in music But only the “civilized” type (like Mozart or Philip Glass) Some say the essence Is surrounded by unicorn ponies Dancing on clouds Farting rainbows With hearts Some say the essence Doesn’t drink liquor on Sundays Or any day for that matter Because the essence is Mormon I say the essence Is none of these things And that those people are all nuts.
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Oct 15, 2011
Oct 15, 2011 at 11:44 AM UTC
The Essence (comedy-style poem)
SSSSHHHHHH!! The essssssenccce Some say the essence Is a cloud of luminescent gas Whose color one cannot pin down Some say the essence Is ensconced in music But only the “civilized” type (like Mozart or Philip Glass) Some say the essence Is surrounded by unicorn ponies Dancing on clouds Farting rainbows With hearts Some say the essence Doesn’t drink liquor on Sundays Or any day for that matter Because the essence is Mormon I say the essence Is none of these things And that those people are all nuts.
Sorry if i have offended any members of the Church of Latter-day Saints.
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Oct 15, 2011
Oct 15, 2011 at 11:44 AM UTC
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