If a girl is drunker than
me
I believe
in taking her back
to
her crib.
I'm not some male feminist,
but she gotta be
on my level
in order to ****
Kiss her on the doorstep.
Tongue and all that good ****
Lead her back to her bed.
Lay her down.
And leave with a whole bunch
of not actualized *** in my *****
because
I got standards.
Dec 31, 2011
Dec 31, 2011 at 6:28 PM UTC
If a girl is drunker than
me
I believe
in taking her back
to
her crib.
I'm not some male feminist,
but she gotta be
on my level
in order to ****
Kiss her on the doorstep.
Tongue and all that good ****
Lead her back to her bed.
Lay her down.
And leave with a whole bunch
of not actualized *** in my *****
because
I got standards.
I'm not hating on anybody's game.
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