Let me ask you this:
Got a yen for bad Haiku?
Well then... stick around.
How do I love thee?
Let me count the syllables
In my bad Haiku
Take the easy way:
call it poetry. End it
like a samurai
Haiku is a crone
dressed in ragged kimono
bolting down her rice
The useless Haiku:
silly Japanese verse form.
Formula for dull.
Haiku, like Manga,
destroys the attention span
making people dumb
Some still remember
propagandist Tokyo Rose.
(Write one about her !)
Apr 10, 2017
Apr 10, 2017 at 10:58 PM UTC
Let me ask you this:
Got a yen for bad Haiku?
Well then... stick around.
How do I love thee?
Let me count the syllables
In my bad Haiku
Take the easy way:
call it poetry. End it
like a samurai
Haiku is a crone
dressed in ragged kimono
bolting down her rice
The useless Haiku:
silly Japanese verse form.
Formula for dull.
Haiku, like Manga,
destroys the attention span
making people dumb
Some still remember
propagandist Tokyo Rose.
(Write one about her !)
God I can't stand Haiku....
