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If I could just take it and roll it into a little ball and punt it in it's nether regions I think I could actually find something to like about the season I don't want to see the big fat ******* all in Red, touching, smiling at my kids I don't want to hear Christmas Carols that never, ever, seem to leave my head If the Christmas fairy doesn't stay out of my sherry I'm going to choke the ***** with the Christmas lights wires! It's bad enough that she puked all over the tree Her decorating skills leave a lot to be desired. Why? Why? So much torture! Misery is just buried underneath a pile of brightly coloured tinsel Happiness seems to be manufactured straight out of the world of HALLMARK... Instant joy! It almost seems so simple! All the baking, sweating, storing of food in Tupperware that have mysteriously lost their lids All the cheap items I lost on EBAY to last minute sneaky bids But for one tiny smile, from a child... I do it for my kids
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Nov 23, 2013
Nov 23, 2013 at 3:27 AM UTC
I LOath(V)E Christmas
If I could just take it and roll it into a little ball and punt it in it's nether regions I think I could actually find something to like about the season I don't want to see the big fat ******* all in Red, touching, smiling at my kids I don't want to hear Christmas Carols that never, ever, seem to leave my head If the Christmas fairy doesn't stay out of my sherry I'm going to choke the ***** with the Christmas lights wires! It's bad enough that she puked all over the tree Her decorating skills leave a lot to be desired. Why? Why? So much torture! Misery is just buried underneath a pile of brightly coloured tinsel Happiness seems to be manufactured straight out of the world of HALLMARK... Instant joy! It almost seems so simple! All the baking, sweating, storing of food in Tupperware that have mysteriously lost their lids All the cheap items I lost on EBAY to last minute sneaky bids But for one tiny smile, from a child... I do it for my kids
But when they grow up... I am completely erasing the C word from my vocabulary! Dec 19, 2010 2013~ still doing it for my kids ;)
helen
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helen
Australian
Nov 23, 2013
Nov 23, 2013 at 3:27 AM UTC
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