By continuing to exist,
you agree to the following:
1. Some days will feel important
for no obvious reason.
2. you may randomly remember
something embarrassing from 6 years
ago at 2:14am.
3. Happiness may appear briefly
in strange places
(for example: good food,
good music,
or a perfectly timed breeze.)
4. You will occasionally believe
everyone else understands life better.
They dont.
5. Your brain will open 37 tabs
and you forget which one was important.
6. You are allowed to start over
an unreasonable number of times.
7. Small joys may arrive unannounced.
They are legally allowed to stay.
By waking up tomorrow,
you automatically renew this contract.
No cancellation required.
Mar 10
Mar 10, 2026 at 9:06 AM UTC
By continuing to exist,
you agree to the following:
1. Some days will feel important
for no obvious reason.
2. you may randomly remember
something embarrassing from 6 years
ago at 2:14am.
3. Happiness may appear briefly
in strange places
(for example: good food,
good music,
or a perfectly timed breeze.)
4. You will occasionally believe
everyone else understands life better.
They dont.
5. Your brain will open 37 tabs
and you forget which one was important.
6. You are allowed to start over
an unreasonable number of times.
7. Small joys may arrive unannounced.
They are legally allowed to stay.
By waking up tomorrow,
you automatically renew this contract.
No cancellation required.
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