a crooked ugly man walked up
and said "all hope is spent
i'll build a wall and save you all
and be your president
believe me, i can cure all ills
and make all merkins proud
if you'll just take this oil of snake
i sell to every crowd
for any lie becomes the truth
if you but scream it thrice
so plant the seed then others bleed
and you don't pay the price
come spend your vote to buy my line
of prejudice and hate
ignore the churl of all the world
we'll make our nation great"
a machinating woman comes
the way her husband went
"i've done no crime i'm next in line
to be your president
you see how he goes off the rails
and nothing said is true
i can't shoot straight, i fabricate
but never lie to you
lost last time when set to win
this time did what i can
and worked my scut to undercut
an inconvenient man
we're dealing from the bottom, folks
the country's gone to ***
i may not be the best there is
but i'm the best you've got"
so laugh about it, shout about it,
when you've got to choose
your **** is hoist on Hobson's choice
the poison or the noose
Sep 12, 2016
Sep 12, 2016 at 11:55 AM UTC
a crooked ugly man walked up
and said "all hope is spent
i'll build a wall and save you all
and be your president
believe me, i can cure all ills
and make all merkins proud
if you'll just take this oil of snake
i sell to every crowd
for any lie becomes the truth
if you but scream it thrice
so plant the seed then others bleed
and you don't pay the price
come spend your vote to buy my line
of prejudice and hate
ignore the churl of all the world
we'll make our nation great"
a machinating woman comes
the way her husband went
"i've done no crime i'm next in line
to be your president
you see how he goes off the rails
and nothing said is true
i can't shoot straight, i fabricate
but never lie to you
lost last time when set to win
this time did what i can
and worked my scut to undercut
an inconvenient man
we're dealing from the bottom, folks
the country's gone to ***
i may not be the best there is
but i'm the best you've got"
so laugh about it, shout about it,
when you've got to choose
your **** is hoist on Hobson's choice
the poison or the noose
...going to the candidate's debate....
Will we ever have the ****** to vote for a third-party candidate?
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