A pity I can not believe, A shame I'm such a ***
The only thing I've ever loved was being in drag
There is no hope of love for me from this point I'll go stag
The only thing I've ever loved was myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag, yeah
I don't know why I even tried, it's not really my bag
Just thought it would be funny to see myself in drag
The moment I put on makeup my tail began to wag
Wag like a ****** dog for myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag, yeah
I've always been quite boring and so I can't even brag
But I'd do anything to keep myself in drag
I'd sign away my trust fund, I would even sell the Jag
If I could spend my misspent youth as myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag, yeah
So stick me in a dress and, I'm the one you want to ****
The only thing I've ever loved was myself in drag
I'll never be that girl again, I did it as a gag
I'll pine away forevermore for myself in drag
May 3
May 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM UTC
A pity I can not believe, A shame I'm such a ***
The only thing I've ever loved was being in drag
There is no hope of love for me from this point I'll go stag
The only thing I've ever loved was myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag, yeah
I don't know why I even tried, it's not really my bag
Just thought it would be funny to see myself in drag
The moment I put on makeup my tail began to wag
Wag like a ****** dog for myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag, yeah
I've always been quite boring and so I can't even brag
But I'd do anything to keep myself in drag
I'd sign away my trust fund, I would even sell the Jag
If I could spend my misspent youth as myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag
Myself in drag, yeah
So stick me in a dress and, I'm the one you want to ****
The only thing I've ever loved was myself in drag
I'll never be that girl again, I did it as a gag
I'll pine away forevermore for myself in drag
The original song is by the magnetic fields.