Ivan has got a big fod
He’s also bit of a barmy sod
He thinks he’s Sean Connery
But he’s no even honary
Ivan has got a big fod
Ivan has got big tash
He loves to eat bangers and mash
He sits staring into space
With a blank look upon his face
Ivan has got a big tash
Ivan is a real nice guy
I can’t put my finger on it
I don’t know why
Maybe it’s the fact he’s quite shy
Ivan really is a nice guy
Nov 2, 2018
Nov 2, 2018 at 11:22 PM UTC
Ivan has got a big fod
He’s also bit of a barmy sod
He thinks he’s Sean Connery
But he’s no even honary
Ivan has got a big fod
Ivan has got big tash
He loves to eat bangers and mash
He sits staring into space
With a blank look upon his face
Ivan has got a big tash
Ivan is a real nice guy
I can’t put my finger on it
I don’t know why
Maybe it’s the fact he’s quite shy
Ivan really is a nice guy
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