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i've seen the commentary... but let's do the ratios... youtubers sometimes tend to boast about their subscribes, notably dr. steve turley, 100K (100,000) and styxhexenhammer666   30K (30,000)...    yes, i know that a chris isaack track is, a tad bit too much reminiscent of Abba... point being? my turn... so...         the ratio... i have 138 followers... but my post popular "poem" ranks at around    4,700 views... an average dr. steve turley video ranks in at 20,000, and with subscribers numbering 100,000...           whole styxhexenhammer666, 30,000 subscribers, but at average counts of views at hovering past the 1,000 mark... now the ratios... please let me be wrong, please let me be wrong... 0.5 for dr. steve turley lopsided ratios: 100,000 / 20,000.... styxhexenhammer666 comes in at 30... 30,000 / 1,000... me? i come in at... ha ha! 5,700 / 138 34.057...            i'm not boasting... but i hate to see decent people boast about their prescription rates, but then...                  0.029... but within the confines of    giving an answer back... you get the picture... their viewers plummet... the ratios do not add up... i'd boast, sure as hell i'd boast... but... i sorta don't feel like it... i never saw the bonus side of boasting when it came to numbers... more subscribers, than views?            big ******* problem... so... proud, concerning, what?! oh... wait... i just figured this out differently... 0.033 (styxhexenhammer666) and 0.2 (dr. steve turley)... oh wait... dr. steve turley: circa 74,000 subscribers... and the average viewership of a video circa 21,000?     3.52....               0.02837.... ola! village people!           counter ratios... views : subscribers counter to subscribers : views (in ratio)....             that age old relativism of "success"... give me a minute, i need to work on the schematic rubric... views : subscribers | subscribers : views (a) ~5700 ÷ 138 (a) 138 ÷ ~5700 = 41.30 = 0.024 (b) ~1000 ÷ ~30,000 (b) ~30,000 ÷ ~1000 = 0.033 = 300 (c) ~21,000 ÷ ~70,000 (c) ~70,000 ÷ ~21,000 = 0.284 = 3.52 (a) denoting me, (b) denoting sythexenhammer666 (c) denoting dr. steve turley so wait, give me a minute... since we're all so happy ******* a boasting match... i have... less subscribers... but more views... than people who have more, subscribers... but less views? i know i'm fiddling with the numbers... but to use but one instance... i have more views than i have subscribers... while these youtube vloggers have more subscribers than they have views... interesting... but if everyone's going to be playing the ******* numbers game... i thought: might as well bring by bucket and ***** into this sand-pit, and see if i can play along with these kids... citing my attempt at a massive ***** you never know: it could work!
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Oct 13, 2018
Oct 13, 2018 at 8:44 PM UTC
ratios against youtubers
i've seen the commentary... but let's do the ratios... youtubers sometimes tend to boast about their subscribes, notably dr. steve turley, 100K (100,000) and styxhexenhammer666   30K (30,000)...    yes, i know that a chris isaack track is, a tad bit too much reminiscent of Abba... point being? my turn... so...         the ratio... i have 138 followers... but my post popular "poem" ranks at around    4,700 views... an average dr. steve turley video ranks in at 20,000, and with subscribers numbering 100,000...           whole styxhexenhammer666, 30,000 subscribers, but at average counts of views at hovering past the 1,000 mark... now the ratios... please let me be wrong, please let me be wrong... 0.5 for dr. steve turley lopsided ratios: 100,000 / 20,000.... styxhexenhammer666 comes in at 30... 30,000 / 1,000... me? i come in at... ha ha! 5,700 / 138 34.057...            i'm not boasting... but i hate to see decent people boast about their prescription rates, but then...                  0.029... but within the confines of    giving an answer back... you get the picture... their viewers plummet... the ratios do not add up... i'd boast, sure as hell i'd boast... but... i sorta don't feel like it... i never saw the bonus side of boasting when it came to numbers... more subscribers, than views?            big ******* problem... so... proud, concerning, what?! oh... wait... i just figured this out differently... 0.033 (styxhexenhammer666) and 0.2 (dr. steve turley)... oh wait... dr. steve turley: circa 74,000 subscribers... and the average viewership of a video circa 21,000?     3.52....               0.02837.... ola! village people!           counter ratios... views : subscribers counter to subscribers : views (in ratio)....             that age old relativism of "success"... give me a minute, i need to work on the schematic rubric... views : subscribers | subscribers : views (a) ~5700 ÷ 138 (a) 138 ÷ ~5700 = 41.30 = 0.024 (b) ~1000 ÷ ~30,000 (b) ~30,000 ÷ ~1000 = 0.033 = 300 (c) ~21,000 ÷ ~70,000 (c) ~70,000 ÷ ~21,000 = 0.284 = 3.52 (a) denoting me, (b) denoting sythexenhammer666 (c) denoting dr. steve turley so wait, give me a minute... since we're all so happy ******* a boasting match... i have... less subscribers... but more views... than people who have more, subscribers... but less views? i know i'm fiddling with the numbers... but to use but one instance... i have more views than i have subscribers... while these youtube vloggers have more subscribers than they have views... interesting... but if everyone's going to be playing the ******* numbers game... i thought: might as well bring by bucket and ***** into this sand-pit, and see if i can play along with these kids... citing my attempt at a massive ***** you never know: it could work!
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Oct 13, 2018
Oct 13, 2018 at 8:44 PM UTC
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