Haven't ya heard the news?
us men are singing the blues
the ladies can get an AI
a sexbot now, they can buy
That vib they kept in nightstands?
is now a robot-ed man
no ego needed massage
residing in the garage
When she's in the mood
works better than food
satisfied, when she's done
lordy the glee, and the fun
The lady she won
joy under the sun
not having to choose
with no way and no how
too lose
Jan 11, 2018
Jan 11, 2018 at 2:30 PM UTC
Haven't ya heard the news?
us men are singing the blues
the ladies can get an AI
a sexbot now, they can buy
That vib they kept in nightstands?
is now a robot-ed man
no ego needed massage
residing in the garage
When she's in the mood
works better than food
satisfied, when she's done
lordy the glee, and the fun
The lady she won
joy under the sun
not having to choose
with no way and no how
too lose
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