Going to at last quit smoking
Just talked to the long winded Quitline
I'm tired of hacking and choking
Birthday, December third deadline
Going to use the well known patch
I was successful once before
No frustration searching for match
Or missing lighter anymore
Hairdo won't be smelly, clothes stink
My mouth tasting like an ashtray
It should be easier I think
Cause I truly want it this way
Shocked, first time was simple for me
It lasted for over a year
Relapsed as you can plainly see
I'll do it again, will adhere
Apparent wrinkles will thank me
Blackened, struggling lungs will too
Patches are delivered for free
Like ads, I don't want to be blue
Added cost of smoking is steep
Now almost six dollars a pack
My jeans empty pockets run deep
I'll save money, quite a stack
There are certain times I'll miss it
After *** with morning coffee
Plus, I will be healthier, ****
Try it, it's completely free
(1-800-784-8669)
Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013 at 11:36 AM UTC
Going to at last quit smoking
Just talked to the long winded Quitline
I'm tired of hacking and choking
Birthday, December third deadline
Going to use the well known patch
I was successful once before
No frustration searching for match
Or missing lighter anymore
Hairdo won't be smelly, clothes stink
My mouth tasting like an ashtray
It should be easier I think
Cause I truly want it this way
Shocked, first time was simple for me
It lasted for over a year
Relapsed as you can plainly see
I'll do it again, will adhere
Apparent wrinkles will thank me
Blackened, struggling lungs will too
Patches are delivered for free
Like ads, I don't want to be blue
Added cost of smoking is steep
Now almost six dollars a pack
My jeans empty pockets run deep
I'll save money, quite a stack
There are certain times I'll miss it
After *** with morning coffee
Plus, I will be healthier, ****
Try it, it's completely free
(1-800-784-8669)
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