If I could
travel back in time
what would I do?
Would I **** ****** as a baby
to prevent him growing into a
mass murdering maniac?
Would I try to warn
New York City
on September 10th 2001?
Would I keep my mother
from getting on that bus
that killed her in an accident?
Or would I re-live a day
so many times
until I had figured out a way
to get into Zoe's pants
who works in a
coffee-shop nearby?
I don't know
I'd probably just
go back to last night
and check
where I left my fuckin'
car keys
Saving the world...
it's just not worth it
Jul 30, 2013
Jul 30, 2013 at 10:32 AM UTC
If I could
travel back in time
what would I do?
Would I **** ****** as a baby
to prevent him growing into a
mass murdering maniac?
Would I try to warn
New York City
on September 10th 2001?
Would I keep my mother
from getting on that bus
that killed her in an accident?
Or would I re-live a day
so many times
until I had figured out a way
to get into Zoe's pants
who works in a
coffee-shop nearby?
I don't know
I'd probably just
go back to last night
and check
where I left my fuckin'
car keys
Saving the world...
it's just not worth it
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