The ring is on the dresser
on top of a crumpled letter
from the bathroom the trickle of water
then the startled screams of her daughter
I walk to the bathroom and meow
oh look on the floor a blooded towel
what is this complicated fuss about
I need a crap and need to be let out
Hey, you nearly trod on my tail
running out like that you mad cow
now she is screaming down the hallway phone
what's that's she saying, someone's dead
so through the water on the tiled floor
trying my best to not wet my paws
I leap onto the edge of the bath and what do I see
I can never tell you, for I just go meow to please
Dark pussycats tell no tales, just go meow
By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
Sep 23, 2013
Sep 23, 2013 at 6:46 AM UTC
The ring is on the dresser
on top of a crumpled letter
from the bathroom the trickle of water
then the startled screams of her daughter
I walk to the bathroom and meow
oh look on the floor a blooded towel
what is this complicated fuss about
I need a crap and need to be let out
Hey, you nearly trod on my tail
running out like that you mad cow
now she is screaming down the hallway phone
what's that's she saying, someone's dead
so through the water on the tiled floor
trying my best to not wet my paws
I leap onto the edge of the bath and what do I see
I can never tell you, for I just go meow to please
Dark pussycats tell no tales, just go meow
By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
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