I put the cat out of my misery
he got his just desserts
no, I didn't use the microwave
yes, I took off both his boots
that annoying hat?
I used the shredder dear
I kept that little dagger
a bottle opener, for my beer
orange fur, a shawl
that belt, is handy bling
really, not all that sure
maybe use it, as a sling
the eye-patch is so dashing
I've gotten to third base
wearing it to parties
yes, upon my face
he was angry, I've been thinking
but, he won't complain, or whine
or ever say, another word
or spout
another
line
Mar 31, 2017
Mar 31, 2017 at 1:10 PM UTC
I put the cat out of my misery
he got his just desserts
no, I didn't use the microwave
yes, I took off both his boots
that annoying hat?
I used the shredder dear
I kept that little dagger
a bottle opener, for my beer
orange fur, a shawl
that belt, is handy bling
really, not all that sure
maybe use it, as a sling
the eye-patch is so dashing
I've gotten to third base
wearing it to parties
yes, upon my face
he was angry, I've been thinking
but, he won't complain, or whine
or ever say, another word
or spout
another
line
Am I the only one irritated by a nursery rhyme based movie that has Antonio Banderas as a ***** LOL (Shrek was good though:D)
No, no cats were harmed at all, in the making of this prose.
So don't cry baby, wipe your tears, and blow your runny nose.
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