I tried to fold my fitted sheet
Took time to make it nice and neat
I tried my best
But was not blessed
It left me crying, "Holy sheet!"
Folding fitted sheets gives me fits
Watching more and more YouTube skits
Try hard as I may
It just doesn't pay
Enough—Now I'm calling it quits!
©️ 2025 Mark Toney
Dec 3, 2025
Dec 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM UTC
I tried to fold my fitted sheet
Took time to make it nice and neat
I tried my best
But was not blessed
It left me crying, "Holy sheet!"
Folding fitted sheets gives me fits
Watching more and more YouTube skits
Try hard as I may
It just doesn't pay
Enough—Now I'm calling it quits!
©️ 2025 Mark Toney
Free-range limerick. ©️ 2025 Mark Toney. —If you've ever tried to fold fitted sheets and failed, then you feel my frustration. But if you are fully and fearlessly fit to fold fitted sheets, then you're my forever hero—because, frankly, friend, I'm fully, and fundamentally not worthy. ;-)
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