He had an unbeatable offer
I couldn’t afford to miss
The savings were a wonder
For insurance left asunder
My wallet he sought to plunder
But something was amiss.
‘Am I speaking to the homeowner?’
‘No, the burglar.’
© 2025 Edmund Grimketel
Dec 3, 2025
Dec 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM UTC
He had an unbeatable offer
I couldn’t afford to miss
The savings were a wonder
For insurance left asunder
My wallet he sought to plunder
But something was amiss.
‘Am I speaking to the homeowner?’
‘No, the burglar.’
© 2025 Edmund Grimketel
So fed up with constant interruptions, I actually said this to a scam caller.
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