There's a crack in the swollen sky today
We're caught
standing, stuck, underneath it.
Looking bad for the good guys down the home stretch
'cuz that ************ looks to be leaking.
Sad news from front offices
Sales figures are down again.
So bummed to slash your benefits
but what's best for you is none of their business.
With newsprint leaving light ink stains
on tabletops
and tips of the fingers,
they'll just dust crumbs from sweater vests
and sling their quarters into cold parking meters.
**** Here comes an avalanche!
Stay still. Just snow. We won't flinch.
Pretend that we can stand the stench
of the bodies on another warm Christmas.
Sad news from the offices
Pension plans are expensive
Have to reap your benefits
You should prob'ly look for work on the weekends.
Hope they like their breve drinks
Hope they won't stain fresh-bleached teeth
When the North Pole melts, the stores will sink
and the roofs of malls will stand in for beaches.
There's a crack in your lean wallet today,
It aches,
it's nothing money can't fix.
Maybe try and reapply after New Year's Day,
'cuz for now the sky is still ******* leaking.
Dec 7, 2015
Dec 7, 2015 at 12:38 PM UTC
There's a crack in the swollen sky today
We're caught
standing, stuck, underneath it.
Looking bad for the good guys down the home stretch
'cuz that ************ looks to be leaking.
Sad news from front offices
Sales figures are down again.
So bummed to slash your benefits
but what's best for you is none of their business.
With newsprint leaving light ink stains
on tabletops
and tips of the fingers,
they'll just dust crumbs from sweater vests
and sling their quarters into cold parking meters.
**** Here comes an avalanche!
Stay still. Just snow. We won't flinch.
Pretend that we can stand the stench
of the bodies on another warm Christmas.
Sad news from the offices
Pension plans are expensive
Have to reap your benefits
You should prob'ly look for work on the weekends.
Hope they like their breve drinks
Hope they won't stain fresh-bleached teeth
When the North Pole melts, the stores will sink
and the roofs of malls will stand in for beaches.
There's a crack in your lean wallet today,
It aches,
it's nothing money can't fix.
Maybe try and reapply after New Year's Day,
'cuz for now the sky is still ******* leaking.
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