There's no such thing as
political sabotage!
Lets sow
A seed of corruption
That will propagate and
Spread in one
Cascading swoop
Perhaps lets turn
This disgraced democracy
Into a monkey circus
Take as much as we can
For these trees never stop
Bringing forth plenty fruits
There's no such thing as
political sabotage!
Lets empower them
With enough firearms
So they can throw fireworks
Anytime and build camps
On mineral-rich sites
They are like our children
We should learn to overlook
Their every wrong
Even still forgive
Their incessant spills
Of innocent bloods
Perhaps we the agbada
Hunters!
Have lost our whistle
And hold on these
Stray desert dogs
There's no such thing as
political sabotage!
Where convicted bandits
Are being bottle-fed with
The resources of the land
And are integrated
Into the arm
Meant to safeguard lives
Eliminate any foreign threat
But instead spread chaos
Like a giant fire-breathing
Sharp-toothed reptile!
Spitting havoc on its trail
Still?
There's not such thing as
Political sabotage
With the coming re-election
We shall steal your mandates
Again and broker peace deal
With your oppressors
Lest they don't come after us
Since our domesticated pets
Have now returned as
Mountain lions
Nov 11, 2025
Nov 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM UTC
There's no such thing as
political sabotage!
Lets sow
A seed of corruption
That will propagate and
Spread in one
Cascading swoop
Perhaps lets turn
This disgraced democracy
Into a monkey circus
Take as much as we can
For these trees never stop
Bringing forth plenty fruits
There's no such thing as
political sabotage!
Lets empower them
With enough firearms
So they can throw fireworks
Anytime and build camps
On mineral-rich sites
They are like our children
We should learn to overlook
Their every wrong
Even still forgive
Their incessant spills
Of innocent bloods
Perhaps we the agbada
Hunters!
Have lost our whistle
And hold on these
Stray desert dogs
There's no such thing as
political sabotage!
Where convicted bandits
Are being bottle-fed with
The resources of the land
And are integrated
Into the arm
Meant to safeguard lives
Eliminate any foreign threat
But instead spread chaos
Like a giant fire-breathing
Sharp-toothed reptile!
Spitting havoc on its trail
Still?
There's not such thing as
Political sabotage
With the coming re-election
We shall steal your mandates
Again and broker peace deal
With your oppressors
Lest they don't come after us
Since our domesticated pets
Have now returned as
Mountain lions
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