The splitting of hairs
Anti-oxidants
Numbers that are easy to remember
And the counting of sheep
Sure enough
The Penny Pincher is bent out of shape
Clean as a whistle
And secretly queer as a three dollar bill
My life is an open book
Case closed
Looking for the special someone
Who will see my half closed casket half opened
Fast acting laxative
Are you chicken?
Reopen all the wounds
For what it's worth
Will you go by the rule of thumb
If it's all the same to you?
Dec 21, 2014
Dec 21, 2014 at 8:27 PM UTC
The splitting of hairs
Anti-oxidants
Numbers that are easy to remember
And the counting of sheep
Sure enough
The Penny Pincher is bent out of shape
Clean as a whistle
And secretly queer as a three dollar bill
My life is an open book
Case closed
Looking for the special someone
Who will see my half closed casket half opened
Fast acting laxative
Are you chicken?
Reopen all the wounds
For what it's worth
Will you go by the rule of thumb
If it's all the same to you?
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