Walking into a store can be dazzling
and distracting,
accepting the culture to embezzle,
anything to lure the customer
and make a consumer.
But walk in, and find
the salesperson to ruin the image:
"hello, can I help you? What are you looking for?"
(not your help, thanks)
Similarly, self-promotional smucks
give me the same feeling.
I'm not going to check out your mixtape, I'm not going to check out
your youtube, I refuse to be bought, just because you asked nicely.
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 5, 2015 at 8:59 AM UTC
Walking into a store can be dazzling
and distracting,
accepting the culture to embezzle,
anything to lure the customer
and make a consumer.
But walk in, and find
the salesperson to ruin the image:
"hello, can I help you? What are you looking for?"
(not your help, thanks)
Similarly, self-promotional smucks
give me the same feeling.
I'm not going to check out your mixtape, I'm not going to check out
your youtube, I refuse to be bought, just because you asked nicely.
snarky and irritated.
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