As we boarded the train
You, with a six pack in you're hand.
I knew that very minute
That our" wedding night was ******
To Dover for our honeymoon.
Oh what a great delight!
My sister said " don't marry him"!
And now I know she's right!
" just got married to day mate"( he shouted)
The porter gave a glare...
" you're not allowed to smoke sir"
" it's a non smoking here"
As he gave an angry stare...
You look across the table
With that gormless grin
This wasn't quite the way
I thought our marriage would begin.!!
Aug 29, 2017
Aug 29, 2017 at 8:13 AM UTC
As we boarded the train
You, with a six pack in you're hand.
I knew that very minute
That our" wedding night was ******
To Dover for our honeymoon.
Oh what a great delight!
My sister said " don't marry him"!
And now I know she's right!
" just got married to day mate"( he shouted)
The porter gave a glare...
" you're not allowed to smoke sir"
" it's a non smoking here"
As he gave an angry stare...
You look across the table
With that gormless grin
This wasn't quite the way
I thought our marriage would begin.!!
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