It began with National
Geographic
and those pictures
of nearly naked
African women
as I lay on the floor
of the hall
and from there
it became
being ****** by a dog
in the bathroom
to twenty second ***
with a girl
who said I was impotent
to becoming
aware that my *****
was too small
to a statutory case
where I didn't
get caught
to a time in bed
with a girl
who said
"How much longer
is this going to go"
to a grandmother
who put me to work
and the **********
was just like that
some of the time
to a one-night stand
with an overweight girl
which was the best time
to me thinking
"I haven't done too well
with the ladies,
maybe I should try
the men"
and then doing so
and deciding I didn't
like it
to a few unforgettable
moments which were
forgettable
to an illicit affair
with a married woman
in motel rooms
to a woman who picked me up
and said, "Let's be friends"
and as she was going
up the stairs
she said, "OK, let's get
this over with"
and I ran outside
to get out of there
then to twenty-one years
of celibacy
when I realized
that my best ***
was with myself
and so I married him.
THE END
Mar 5, 2011
Mar 5, 2011 at 5:51 AM UTC
It began with National
Geographic
and those pictures
of nearly naked
African women
as I lay on the floor
of the hall
and from there
it became
being ****** by a dog
in the bathroom
to twenty second ***
with a girl
who said I was impotent
to becoming
aware that my *****
was too small
to a statutory case
where I didn't
get caught
to a time in bed
with a girl
who said
"How much longer
is this going to go"
to a grandmother
who put me to work
and the **********
was just like that
some of the time
to a one-night stand
with an overweight girl
which was the best time
to me thinking
"I haven't done too well
with the ladies,
maybe I should try
the men"
and then doing so
and deciding I didn't
like it
to a few unforgettable
moments which were
forgettable
to an illicit affair
with a married woman
in motel rooms
to a woman who picked me up
and said, "Let's be friends"
and as she was going
up the stairs
she said, "OK, let's get
this over with"
and I ran outside
to get out of there
then to twenty-one years
of celibacy
when I realized
that my best ***
was with myself
and so I married him.
THE END
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