the alimony money
keeps me
warmer
than you ever did
it keeps
me toasty warm
every folding quid
you never stayed
at home
to pour your love
on me
these days
it's so grand
being enfolded
in your money
it was a D Day
in the divorce court
you had to pay me
a big payout
for all those years
you'd been
playing about
I sleep the sleep
of the thankful
that indeed I do
with the cash recompense
which fell
so rightfully due
looking back on those times
when my man
wasn't at my side
he was chasing
other skirts
being most untrue
to his bride
my heart is comforted
at the amount of dough
I possess
such a substantial sum
of happy redress
honey your alimony money
makes my life so so sunny
Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013 at 6:13 PM UTC
the alimony money
keeps me
warmer
than you ever did
it keeps
me toasty warm
every folding quid
you never stayed
at home
to pour your love
on me
these days
it's so grand
being enfolded
in your money
it was a D Day
in the divorce court
you had to pay me
a big payout
for all those years
you'd been
playing about
I sleep the sleep
of the thankful
that indeed I do
with the cash recompense
which fell
so rightfully due
looking back on those times
when my man
wasn't at my side
he was chasing
other skirts
being most untrue
to his bride
my heart is comforted
at the amount of dough
I possess
such a substantial sum
of happy redress
honey your alimony money
makes my life so so sunny
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