You stand within a wooded glade
The air is still and calm
Your hand rests on a mighty blade
A shield upon your arm
> GO NORTH
You stand beside a castle moat
The water, grim and dark
To cross you'll need to find a boat
Or build yourself an ark
> BUILD ARK
To build an ark would take a year
And lots of willing folk
(We wrote this whilst we drank some beer
That option was a joke)
> FIND BOAT
You really think you'll find a boat?
You're not the brightest spark
You're meant to think, you silly goat
(Or maybe build an ark?)
> GO NORTH
You walk towards the castle keep
And fall into the moat
Lucky for you, it's not too deep
Since armor doesn't float
> GO EAST
You're standing in an ogre camp
Three ogres are asleep
One looks like he's an ogre champ
(Perhaps you'd better creep?)
> **** OGRES
You draw your sword and take a stance
You howl a battle cry
The ogres wake and watch you dance
Then hit you and you die
GAME OVER
(L)oad saved game (N)ew game (Q)uit? >_
Oct 16, 2014
Oct 16, 2014 at 6:05 AM UTC
You stand within a wooded glade
The air is still and calm
Your hand rests on a mighty blade
A shield upon your arm
> GO NORTH
You stand beside a castle moat
The water, grim and dark
To cross you'll need to find a boat
Or build yourself an ark
> BUILD ARK
To build an ark would take a year
And lots of willing folk
(We wrote this whilst we drank some beer
That option was a joke)
> FIND BOAT
You really think you'll find a boat?
You're not the brightest spark
You're meant to think, you silly goat
(Or maybe build an ark?)
> GO NORTH
You walk towards the castle keep
And fall into the moat
Lucky for you, it's not too deep
Since armor doesn't float
> GO EAST
You're standing in an ogre camp
Three ogres are asleep
One looks like he's an ogre champ
(Perhaps you'd better creep?)
> **** OGRES
You draw your sword and take a stance
You howl a battle cry
The ogres wake and watch you dance
Then hit you and you die
GAME OVER
(L)oad saved game (N)ew game (Q)uit? >_
