please kind sirs
i assure you i meant no harm
-can't you see the poor girl is telling the truth-
revered jury i apologise
i didn't realise my sin was so great
-really, gentlemen, it's a first offense-
i take all the blame
i was where i should not have been
-a girl's got to make a living-
weaving my webs of destruction
i accept the punishment
-please, have mercy-
execute me if you must
but wouldn't it be easier
-hear her plea-
to simply be rid of me
show me the door i'll gladly leave
-i beseech you on her behalf-
please, miss muffet
was quite mistaken
-hear, hear, the witness is tainted-
an attempt at friendship
has thrown me on the mercy of the court
-save the poor spider-
May 26, 2010
May 26, 2010 at 4:50 PM UTC
please kind sirs
i assure you i meant no harm
-can't you see the poor girl is telling the truth-
revered jury i apologise
i didn't realise my sin was so great
-really, gentlemen, it's a first offense-
i take all the blame
i was where i should not have been
-a girl's got to make a living-
weaving my webs of destruction
i accept the punishment
-please, have mercy-
execute me if you must
but wouldn't it be easier
-hear her plea-
to simply be rid of me
show me the door i'll gladly leave
-i beseech you on her behalf-
please, miss muffet
was quite mistaken
-hear, hear, the witness is tainted-
an attempt at friendship
has thrown me on the mercy of the court
-save the poor spider-
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