To a man of a certain age
Hamlet's speech rings true
as one treks across
the vast continent of Incontinence .
"To *** or not to ***
That is the vexation.
Whether it is nobler in the mind
To go in one's pants or
Do that I WANNA GO TO THE LOO! dance.
The blather of the too full bladder.
Ok ok it's **** poor Shakespeare but
when a man's gotta go he's gotta go and
then you find you have
splashed on your toe!
This woe of wee
that is alas me.
Jan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016 at 7:23 AM UTC
To a man of a certain age
Hamlet's speech rings true
as one treks across
the vast continent of Incontinence .
"To *** or not to ***
That is the vexation.
Whether it is nobler in the mind
To go in one's pants or
Do that I WANNA GO TO THE LOO! dance.
The blather of the too full bladder.
Ok ok it's **** poor Shakespeare but
when a man's gotta go he's gotta go and
then you find you have
splashed on your toe!
This woe of wee
that is alas me.
