"for thirteen dollars
ill tear apart
1 big Texan phone book
no deal if raining
. no refunds.
you must provide
the materials"
"tear apart
my phonebook
for twelve dollars"
says man
"exit the area"
I repeatedly bellow
twelve dollars is chump change
I'm better than that
im like a siren
I can't stop screaming
at this man
his face is turning purple
he's choking from fear
I continue
it is nice to me
I glare him in the eyebalks
"HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR
BIG TEXAN PHONE BOOK
SAT UPON FOR MILENNIA"
I SCOFF as I sit upon it
he stands
"that phonebook ain't yours feller"
i am aghast
he snatches it from me
and shoots me in the gut
i lay in the dirt
writhing in pain
he steps near my head
and leans down to whisper
calmly in my ear
"no refunds"
he stomps on my face
and thus ends my reign
as king of ripping
big Texan phonebooks
into two smooth halves
for thirteen dollars
Mar 20, 2014
Mar 20, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC
"for thirteen dollars
ill tear apart
1 big Texan phone book
no deal if raining
. no refunds.
you must provide
the materials"
"tear apart
my phonebook
for twelve dollars"
says man
"exit the area"
I repeatedly bellow
twelve dollars is chump change
I'm better than that
im like a siren
I can't stop screaming
at this man
his face is turning purple
he's choking from fear
I continue
it is nice to me
I glare him in the eyebalks
"HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR
BIG TEXAN PHONE BOOK
SAT UPON FOR MILENNIA"
I SCOFF as I sit upon it
he stands
"that phonebook ain't yours feller"
i am aghast
he snatches it from me
and shoots me in the gut
i lay in the dirt
writhing in pain
he steps near my head
and leans down to whisper
calmly in my ear
"no refunds"
he stomps on my face
and thus ends my reign
as king of ripping
big Texan phonebooks
into two smooth halves
for thirteen dollars
