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You a crook, I’m crime, I pay You do time You a cook I’m the recipe Which lasts longer? And careful what you cook You’ll live a lot longer And careful what you butch I think that beef gone bad Careful how you cook the cow It might have gone mad And careful customers Who prefer pig feet, Even you muthafucka’s Have to watch what you eat Gluttony is for pigs, Watch for the swine fleet! Why the waiter waiting? And why yo mouth watering? Wanna chop me up and cook me? Just to be Too scared to eat me See, I hate it when animals claim to be cannibals But really, Can a bull be a cannibal If it ate a can of bulls **** You full of bull And everybody smell you You need another helping And no one can help you. What the waiter waiting on? You need to pump break-fast, And if you need a few tips, I got abt 10 for yo *** So take a sitting And listen To every word that was written, 1. Careful what you say, make sure it makes sense 2. Talk to men when they’re there, Never ***** 3. Zip ya lips, even if you hate, Never Snitch 4. Quality over Quantity, know which is which 5. Real men prefer gold on their chain, not bronze 6. Brain put man on top of the food chain, not brawns 7. Make runs for the guys, Never gun for the dolls, 8. But even guys tell lies to make it to the sky, Look up “Icarus”, He died tryna fly 9. But if your wings aren’t made of wax, You won’t fall, over pride. 10. Get a new job If you don’t like the pay, Cuz if yo *** was expectin change, I got 1 .45 Listen, You a crook, I’m crime, I pay You do time You a cook I’m the recipe Tell me which lasts?
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Oct 1, 2010
Oct 1, 2010 at 12:22 AM UTC
The Recipe
You a crook, I’m crime, I pay You do time You a cook I’m the recipe Which lasts longer? And careful what you cook You’ll live a lot longer And careful what you butch I think that beef gone bad Careful how you cook the cow It might have gone mad And careful customers Who prefer pig feet, Even you muthafucka’s Have to watch what you eat Gluttony is for pigs, Watch for the swine fleet! Why the waiter waiting? And why yo mouth watering? Wanna chop me up and cook me? Just to be Too scared to eat me See, I hate it when animals claim to be cannibals But really, Can a bull be a cannibal If it ate a can of bulls **** You full of bull And everybody smell you You need another helping And no one can help you. What the waiter waiting on? You need to pump break-fast, And if you need a few tips, I got abt 10 for yo *** So take a sitting And listen To every word that was written, 1. Careful what you say, make sure it makes sense 2. Talk to men when they’re there, Never ***** 3. Zip ya lips, even if you hate, Never Snitch 4. Quality over Quantity, know which is which 5. Real men prefer gold on their chain, not bronze 6. Brain put man on top of the food chain, not brawns 7. Make runs for the guys, Never gun for the dolls, 8. But even guys tell lies to make it to the sky, Look up “Icarus”, He died tryna fly 9. But if your wings aren’t made of wax, You won’t fall, over pride. 10. Get a new job If you don’t like the pay, Cuz if yo *** was expectin change, I got 1 .45 Listen, You a crook, I’m crime, I pay You do time You a cook I’m the recipe Tell me which lasts?
This is diff from my typical poems, loosely based off true events in my life
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Oct 1, 2010
Oct 1, 2010 at 12:22 AM UTC
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