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She's so casual squishy, that Velda Tautginas. Lithuanians have the strangest names but **** can they cook. Fine figured woman too. That Marius is sure a lucky man. I don't know how he keeps the pounds off. If someone was cooking me kugel like that, I'd be fat as a manatee. Gettin' close though. Shoulda never moved to Florida. It's so **** sticky, I can't bear to leave the air conditioning. Still, Id've never met the Tautginas had I not moved to St. Pete's. Guess I oughta get a treadmill or one of them there Beachbody workout videos. Hell Marius tells me Velda's sister is recently widowed and is moving here from Newark. Bet she knows how to make, kugel like that.
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Nov 14, 2015
Nov 14, 2015 at 6:30 PM UTC
Kugel Like That
She's so casual squishy, that Velda Tautginas. Lithuanians have the strangest names but **** can they cook. Fine figured woman too. That Marius is sure a lucky man. I don't know how he keeps the pounds off. If someone was cooking me kugel like that, I'd be fat as a manatee. Gettin' close though. Shoulda never moved to Florida. It's so **** sticky, I can't bear to leave the air conditioning. Still, Id've never met the Tautginas had I not moved to St. Pete's. Guess I oughta get a treadmill or one of them there Beachbody workout videos. Hell Marius tells me Velda's sister is recently widowed and is moving here from Newark. Bet she knows how to make, kugel like that.
As they say, " life is stranger than fiction." In this case, fiction wins.
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Nov 14, 2015
Nov 14, 2015 at 6:30 PM UTC
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