The New York Times
ran an article
on Catholicism today.
I read it while
I was on the toilet.
My grandpa just
joined up.
He said they get him.
The **** Baptists
waste too much water
and they don't even
drink beer.
I knew a Catholic girl once
who was adamant in salvation.
Heaven's gates spread
as wide as her legs.
Jun 7, 2017
Jun 7, 2017 at 8:12 PM UTC
The New York Times
ran an article
on Catholicism today.
I read it while
I was on the toilet.
My grandpa just
joined up.
He said they get him.
The **** Baptists
waste too much water
and they don't even
drink beer.
I knew a Catholic girl once
who was adamant in salvation.
Heaven's gates spread
as wide as her legs.