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Update on my trip to mars Now catching the bus Because I can. I think it’s the number 2 Not coloured red But a shade of pink. I asked my cat if she Wanted to come to She said Im a cat Not a space monkey. I left for mars And I am not coming back, Because Major Tom a ****** And it’s to dangerous.
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Jan 24
Jan 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM UTC
Very odd doggerel rhyme.
Update on my trip to mars Now catching the bus Because I can. I think it’s the number 2 Not coloured red But a shade of pink. I asked my cat if she Wanted to come to She said Im a cat Not a space monkey. I left for mars And I am not coming back, Because Major Tom a ****** And it’s to dangerous.
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65/M/Portsmouth
Jan 24
Jan 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM UTC
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