"Man, I can't stand the people who just panhandle and heckle the passersby. It's not their job to support your lifestyle and/or habits! I had one friend who was just harassing people; hey man, leave them the **** alone! I just wanted to punch him in the ******* face. Get a job, ya *** Trim some **** or some ****
"Heh, yeah.. people can be obtrusive about some things.. I still like to try to help if I can; I mean, we're all in this together."
"I don't want your ******* money! Well, I mean, I have a job; I could go over to that ATM and take my money out and spend it.. .but why the **** would I want to? I only say that 'cause some ************* **** me off. Support yourself, like the rest of the Natural World, you selfish *****
"Well, I'd feel better with my cash in hand than in some bank owned by some greedy, shifty, slick, loophole-fucking *************
"Wait a second, boy, do you paint your fingernails?"
"..Yes."
"Are you heterosexual?"
"... yes."
"Okay, just checkin'. I'm just curious. I don't care what you do with your **** as long as you're responsible and don't **** with well-meaning girls' hearts and **** We got too many diseased and pregnant ************* People deserve better than that stupid **** Some of 'em like being treated like objects, though. Them's the filthy'ns."
"Ookay.. thanks for the advice. I'm going to be on my way now. Have a great day."
"Alright. Don't be an ******* to anyone until they show that they deserve it! Be a ******* Person to other ******* People, you know what I mean, boy?"
"Yep, I sure do. It's been an experience; good morning."
Oct 6, 2013
Oct 6, 2013 at 10:30 AM UTC
"Man, I can't stand the people who just panhandle and heckle the passersby. It's not their job to support your lifestyle and/or habits! I had one friend who was just harassing people; hey man, leave them the **** alone! I just wanted to punch him in the ******* face. Get a job, ya *** Trim some **** or some ****
"Heh, yeah.. people can be obtrusive about some things.. I still like to try to help if I can; I mean, we're all in this together."
"I don't want your ******* money! Well, I mean, I have a job; I could go over to that ATM and take my money out and spend it.. .but why the **** would I want to? I only say that 'cause some ************* **** me off. Support yourself, like the rest of the Natural World, you selfish *****
"Well, I'd feel better with my cash in hand than in some bank owned by some greedy, shifty, slick, loophole-fucking *************
"Wait a second, boy, do you paint your fingernails?"
"..Yes."
"Are you heterosexual?"
"... yes."
"Okay, just checkin'. I'm just curious. I don't care what you do with your **** as long as you're responsible and don't **** with well-meaning girls' hearts and **** We got too many diseased and pregnant ************* People deserve better than that stupid **** Some of 'em like being treated like objects, though. Them's the filthy'ns."
"Ookay.. thanks for the advice. I'm going to be on my way now. Have a great day."
"Alright. Don't be an ******* to anyone until they show that they deserve it! Be a ******* Person to other ******* People, you know what I mean, boy?"
"Yep, I sure do. It's been an experience; good morning."
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