All of these restaurants are miles away
And I don't have a car
I just got off the bus
And I don't feel like getting back on there
To smell **** and despair
Like I just did from the guy sitting in front of me
Who was watching what looked like a 6 inch TV
You know the ones from the 80's
That had those long antennas
Which were great if you wanted to watch the six o'clock news
Like my father did
But no good for me
When I wanted to watch MTV and try and catch the video for Thriller
Or Metallica's One
I was never good at working the VCR in time to record
So I would go to my friend Brian's house
And sit in his bedroom while he pooped in the tape
We would watch the end of a car commercial
Before the crickets started chirping
And Michael Jackson's car broke down
After which we would walk up to Pioneer Pizza and get a couple of slices
If I had Pioneer Pizza near me now
That is where I would be walking for dinner
Instead of staring at the list of restaurants
For the category of food that I want
That all sit 8.1 miles away and farther
Apr 6
Apr 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM UTC
All of these restaurants are miles away
And I don't have a car
I just got off the bus
And I don't feel like getting back on there
To smell **** and despair
Like I just did from the guy sitting in front of me
Who was watching what looked like a 6 inch TV
You know the ones from the 80's
That had those long antennas
Which were great if you wanted to watch the six o'clock news
Like my father did
But no good for me
When I wanted to watch MTV and try and catch the video for Thriller
Or Metallica's One
I was never good at working the VCR in time to record
So I would go to my friend Brian's house
And sit in his bedroom while he pooped in the tape
We would watch the end of a car commercial
Before the crickets started chirping
And Michael Jackson's car broke down
After which we would walk up to Pioneer Pizza and get a couple of slices
If I had Pioneer Pizza near me now
That is where I would be walking for dinner
Instead of staring at the list of restaurants
For the category of food that I want
That all sit 8.1 miles away and farther
