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Ahhhhhhh, in the woods ... **** OUCH (Collabration with Temporal Fugue)

Cné

In my most desperate need

seek out a bush by a tree

rewarded with a rash on my rear end

relieving, with a squat, by poison ivy

 

No thank you, I will take a chance

in hopes of saving my ***

and hold it until I just can't

and avoiding a nasty rash

even if it means ....

I will possibly *** my pants

 

Temporal Fugue

*** the least of your worries

as your bladder will expand

making you make decisions

not all that good, or planned

 

So make your place

and keep your wits

bear, what you can stand

drop your drawers and hold your ****

and *** as god, demands

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Written by
Cne
Published
May 4, 2017
Lines·Words
21·113
Notes

Yes, these are very important issue to discuss among friends! **** seriously, it's not funny. # sarcasm

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#humor#npmtree#ouch#poisonivy
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