Why Do You Call That A Base When You Have A Home To Come Home To, and a Full Plate At Home?

GaryL Poems

hello, i am manager Skip Hopper, here are your team rules for baseball. follow these rules and then follow the base line home first you need a home plate then you measure the space between the base then we must put the base in the proper place ok slugger, the players have rules please stand for the national anthem of your country after all, it is your country, even more so than corruption's country look at all your fellow countrymen, who came to see you that's your photo on a sports card, and your name in lights those racists and haters are afraid of the lights you must have a lot of power, please don't choke only in the country that old stars and stripes flies over would you even have a right to sit down when a nation stands don't stand for the flag, stand for your right to choose after all, is it not a signal from your brain that you follow? you have more white people on your side than a lot of white people have even if it is a white man signing your paycheck, it's all the more polar opposite of what is for some. plus you think the kids want that white to sign a ball? my team plays ball, and not politics then my team shares with all races and colors my team looks to win, on and off the field welcome to team victory! you'll bat first until you show me that home run capability watch the ball and the pitcher do what you have to do, even if you have to take a pitch to the arm get to the first base, and lay claim to it don't get attached to that base a base is just a rest stop on the way to home after today, we will no longer call it a base think of it as a step on your front porch calling it a base is like calling a baseball bat a baseball glove now, the team is counting on you to get to first then you have to count on your team to bring you home this whole stadium is full of team members too this whole league is on your team, in ways the guy who makes the season schedule has a certain amount of teams he must arrange the schedule according to us, and then do the hard part math... you know us dumb jocks can't do math, or much else really that's why it's all about the numbers guys sometimes, too why do you think we wear numbers everything has to have a system to work properly there may be some rules or players that you don't like I don't like a 1st step, or 3rd step coach myself after all, that's kind of undermining the manager we don't need them looking over anyone's shoulder that kind of **** even makes me nervous i'm not the type of manager that looks over my team's shoulder everyone wants a title...standing there just to tell you to go that would be a fan like i'm gonna just split my job three ways? then hire people to stand on the steps of your porch? and they're gonna tell you how to get home, when you are home? i hired two guys who are into that "curling" crap that is not a man's game plus, why doesn't the guy with the broom sweep before the guy pushes that thing that is round a puck maybe? it's not round, but i guess the circumference is a perfect circle now a baseball, that is round anyhow, i gave them their titles they wanted head coach of ball scratching affairs and head coach of spit buckets it's so funny to see them be so serious about sweeping and **** they concentrate so hard that i think they could scratch that spot on a player's ***** that spot that the players can't seem to scratch who knows, i will tell head (ball boy) coach to look for ***** they're just like all canadians...innocent i can't figure why a baseball team has a better flag though a maple leaf? take off aaayyy call everything by a sensible name they call a rubber thing a base, and they call home a plate see, a base is something you spend time on a plate is something you clean twice during, and after a meal well, on our team we try to keep the the next guy in line fed' so, he is on your steps and it's as easy as handing him the plate knowing you and your family have more than enough knowing your fellow batters will hand you a plate when you're on their steps remember, you don't follow the rules... you step up to the plate, and the rules follow it's really all about the fans they are our world, and when our world does good the cheers turn into waves and vibrations like a fine machine, the sound becomes a hum you can literally see the waves travel through the stadium maybe this will catch on again those waves travel beyond our world just maybe some little green men will take notice maybe they will respect us for how we make a diamond into a circle or just maybe the world series will be known as the universal series we could really use some competition these other managers think they are so great but one loss and they pinch their hitters and runners then they try to change the rotation you can't change a dang rotation without stopping well, in our world, we have faith in the rotation i also have faith in each player, and as our whole team we are whole, keep that in mind always that's why our team is called the country whole plus, just naming it that, the whole country got tricked they used to think we were tobacco spitting country boys that positive energy really is like a snowball going downhill our two head coaches love snow and hills haha...everyone from canada is a comedian without trying the great white north huh? let's hear it for cheese curds and hat tricks this is baseball and apple pie land and by the way canada... why aren't there any canadians on your major league baseball teams? you make it hard to call it the world series you also made ham and called it bacon sorry slugger, sore spot...but anyhow we all have a job to do, and doing it right is always a self win counting on others, and trusting them to do their job, makes your job easier there are a lot of rubber arms they will be throwing all kinds of curves at you only swing at pitches that are in your strike zone never swing at breaking ***** and they can't break you now, get out there and get a hit, walk, or home run see you around the home slugger...know this i guess my managing isn't needed here i'm headed to club to watch in comfort i don't know why people miss out on so much to be at the game i'm a fan more than i am a manager either way, we all know what's going to happen every time we will extend our undefeated streak another game like a fine oiled machine making a perfect circle out of a diamond while canadians scratch our ***** like fine oiled curlers haha, scratching so seriously like that kills me my team is awesome! remember, this is not america's game it's not baseball, and we know that base and ball touch and you're out then you'll run from a base and be shot by military police for going awol just kidding slugger, tell the team i say hi and thanks for being on the team i will tell the rest of the home team at that press conference ******** welcome to the big leagues kid play ball! take me out to the bar!